Sitting down in a movie theater is a sacred trust between filmmaker and film connoisseur.

 

And when that trust is violated I, The all-seeing, all-powerful Zuhl, take it personally.

 

That's when the maker of said film is going to feel the Wrath of Brad on their hapless ass – I mean movie.

 

Since 2001 it has been my mission to hold Hollywood to a higher standard. As Supreme Master of thegeek-cave.com I can mobilize the Army of Zuhl (my geek buddies in cyberspace) to support a film or bury it. No longer will my spies and I allow Hollywood schlockmeisters to churn out recycled garbage, lame sequels and CGI crap-fests that become the so-called "#1 movie in America" because enough bored people wasted their money on a Saturday night.

 

If I can do my small part to capsize and sink these Turd-tanics, then maybe the studios will wise up and make better movies. And then we can all live a happier, healthier more fulfilling movie watching life.